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Thinking of moving to So. Africa, what can I expect? |
My friend is thinking of retiring to So. Africa, has a "friend" living outside Johanasburg, plans to marry. He's white and is planning on being the spiritual leader of a pagan coven. Just wanted to know what he could expect. (No, this isn't a joke. We're all pretty worried about his plan) Oops that should be Johannesburg. Sorry So he has a job with the ANC. Replacing Tutu is he? Google "crime south africa" and you will get a very good idea of what to expect. well at the rate the rand is going, he'll lose half of his pension's monetary value by exchanging them for rands... not the brightest idea ever. Don't listen to old Alf ....he is at his best again tonight.....Do not know what type of "pagan coven" your friend wants to join here, but people are regularly burnt here alive (especially in Limpopo province) for being accused of witchcraft.....No jokes. Do some research. As for "dancing in the moonlight, naked and with candles being close to nature and Earth Mother" I am sorry to say it is just too dangerous, he will definately be robbed, perhaps murdered and be raped for fun as well or perhaps a naked white man dancing in the moonlight, chanting etc. in Africa.............perhaps they will burn him as well alive if the police do not arrest him for being a possible pedophile or sex maniac. Some of our fellow-South Africans are a suspicious lot. I would be very wary about practising any sort of paganism, human sacrifice and similar gobbledegook. listen to Alf.... He will do well as a top overnment adviser here, especially if he Slaughters Goats in the Back Garden and makes predictions from the dregs of a Johnny Walker Black lable bottle. Again Alf thanks for the laugh. FUN ! FUN ! FUN ! I WOULD LIKE TO OFFER GIVING YOU A GRAND TOUR IN SA .SA IS THE NICEST PLACE ON EARTH AND ALL THE WILD ANIMALS ARE IN THE ZOO SO THERE IS NO WILD ANIMALS WONDERING AROUND AS OTHER PEOPLE THINK .YOU CAN E-MAIL ME.AND AS LUDACRIS SAID ALL THE BEST WOMEN RESIDE IN AFRICA jeeez, great answers so far |
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