How about a breather before we go back and grab each other's thoats again?

Boss: "You'e fired"

Employee: "But, sir, I've been in your family since 1532"

Boss: "So has syphilis. Now get out"

Good one Tsepo,

I found this one for Lize (she is fair game now - see my other question), enjoy:

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. So she went to see him.Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told." Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again,The woman did as she was instructed.Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did..Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look ed zachary like your ***.

he he

Lol - good one

Hmmmmm syphilis is a disease men usually get hey?
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Well Johnny you sure a clever boy; experience counts. Hope you have completely recovered old chap.

Yes Lise they usually catch it from Women.

Short, to the point...
I like it!

Now get back over here, your throats still looking a little thick...

LOL! Now this is what I need, thanks Tsepo.

Johnny, don't take Lise K's response to heart. She's really a lovely person which I,m sure, so are you. So now, I won't comment about the syphillis. LOL!!!

Lol Honey here have a star,and thanks for the laugh.xxx

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